1955: Born in rural Connecticut.
1965: Plays “Johann the Shoemaker” in school play.
1973: Removes and hides 67 clocks from classrooms in high school.
1977: Buys a VW bus with engine in pieces in cardboard box. Moves to Portland, Oregon.
1980: Moves to Wallowa County, Oregon. No traffic light for 70 miles.
2000: Hikes Appalachian Trail. Becomes Mossy Old Troll.
2012: Gets first pair of reading glasses.